Description
This hoodie speaks in the language of late-night texts and quiet, decisive mornings. The design reads like a wry, resilient confession—“i guess i’ m just a relationship diet i can hellp you lose your ex!”—and wears like armor against awkward reunions and leftover feelings. Slip it on and you’ll feel the small, private satisfaction of reclaiming routine: coffee in hand, hoodie pulled up, shoulders softened by a familiar weight. It’s for the people who laugh at their own heartbreak, who move through breakups with gritty humor and a hint of mischief. Wear it to walks that clear your head, to friend-run errands that double as therapy, or to slow Saturday mornings where you rebuild by degrees. The message is casual, the vibe is defiant, and the comfort lets you show up without announcing your healing—just living it, one cozy step at a time.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- No side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for style and structure
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and practical carry
- DTF/DTG printed graphics with optional embroidery placements
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
20.08 |
22.05 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
29.92 |
31.89 |
33.86 |
| Length, in |
27.17 |
27.95 |
29.13 |
29.92 |
31.10 |
31.89 |
33.07 |
33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
