Description
"I guess I'm just a 'relationship diet.' I can help you lose your ex!" The line sits small across the chest, with "lose your ex" picked out in red. It's a dry joke for anyone who's been the rebound one time too many, or for a friend who just got out of something and needs to laugh about it.
The hoodie is a warm cotton-poly blend with a double-lined hood, a color-matched drawcord and a kangaroo pocket. It also works as an anti-Valentine's gift.
More like this: Funny, Valentine's Day, Hoodies.
Details
- Fabric: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fit: unisex classic fit. For a closer fit, women often size down one.
- Double-lined hood with drawcord, kangaroo pocket
- Design: printed on the chest
- Colors: White, Black, Light Pink
- Sizes: S to 5XL
- Made to order: printed after you order, usually ready to ship in 2 to 7 business days
Size chart
Measured flat. Width is armpit to armpit. Allow about 1.5 in (4 cm) either way.
| Size |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
20.1 |
22.1 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
29.9 |
31.9 |
33.9 |
| Width, cm |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71 |
76 |
81 |
86 |
| Length, in |
27.2 |
27.9 |
29.1 |
29.9 |
31.1 |
31.9 |
33.1 |
33.9 |
| Length, cm |
69 |
71 |
74 |
76 |
79 |
81 |
84 |
86 |
| Sleeve (center back), in |
33.5 |
34.5 |
35.5 |
36.5 |
37.5 |
38.5 |
39.5 |
40.5 |
| Sleeve (center back), cm |
85 |
88 |
90 |
93 |
95 |
98 |
100 |
103 |
Each piece is made for your order, so we can't accept returns for the wrong size. Please check the chart before you buy. See our refund policy.
Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron on low heat if needed, not on the print. Don't dry clean.
Questions
How do I pick my size?
Lay a hoodie you like flat, measure straight across from armpit to armpit, and match that number to the Width row.
Is the design printed or embroidered?
Printed on the chest.
How long does delivery take?
Each order takes 2 to 7 business days to make. US delivery then usually takes 3 to 7 business days, and Canada 7 to 15. See our shipping policy.
What if it arrives damaged?
Email us within 14 days of delivery with clear photos of the problem and the shipping label, and we'll send a replacement or a refund.
