Description
A very pleased cartoon donkey trots across the front of this sweatshirt, leaving a trail of pink sparkles behind it. The lettering reads "Giddy Up Sparkle Farts, There's Glitter to Spread." It's silly on purpose, and it's for the friend who laughs at fart jokes and still loves glitter.
Underneath the joke is a warm classic crewneck: soft fleece inside, ribbed cuffs and hem, and a relaxed unisex fit. It comes in eight colors, from sand and ash to cherry red.
More like this: Funny, Sweatshirts.
Details
- Fabric: 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece (8.0 oz/yd²). Heather colors are 60% polyester, 40% cotton.
- Fit: unisex, relaxed. For a closer fit, women often size down one.
- Design: printed on the front (not embroidered)
- Colors: Antique Cherry Red, Ash, Carolina Blue, Light Pink, Sand, Sport Grey, White, Heather Scarlet Red
- Sizes: S to 5XL
- Made to order: printed after you order, usually ready to ship in 2 to 7 business days
Size chart
Measured flat. Width is armpit to armpit. Allow about 1.5 in (4 cm) either way.
| Size |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
32 |
34 |
| Width, cm |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71 |
76 |
81 |
86 |
| Length, in |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
34 |
| Length, cm |
69 |
71 |
74 |
76 |
79 |
81 |
84 |
86 |
| Sleeve (center back), in |
33.5 |
34.5 |
35.5 |
36.5 |
37.5 |
38.5 |
39.5 |
40.5 |
| Sleeve (center back), cm |
85 |
88 |
90 |
93 |
95 |
98 |
100 |
103 |
Each piece is made for your order, so we can't accept returns for the wrong size. Please check the chart before you buy. See our refund policy.
Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Don't iron the print, and don't dry clean
Questions
How do I pick my size?
Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure straight across from armpit to armpit, and match that number to the Width row.
Is the design printed or embroidered?
Printed on the front. It isn't embroidered.
How long does delivery take?
Each order takes 2 to 7 business days to make. US delivery then usually takes 3 to 7 business days, and Canada 7 to 15. See our shipping policy.
What if it arrives damaged?
Email us within 14 days of delivery with clear photos of the problem and the shipping label, and we'll send a replacement or a refund.
