Description
"A wise doctor once wrote" sits in clean capital letters, followed by three lines of completely unreadable scribble. Everyone who has tried to read a prescription gets the joke.
It's a warm cotton-poly crewneck with a ribbed collar, in dark heather, navy or black. It makes an easy gift for a doctor, a nurse, a pharmacist or a med student who's just survived exams.
More like this: Funny, Sweatshirts.
Details
- Fabric: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fit: unisex classic fit. For a closer fit, women often size down one.
- Design: printed on the front
- Colors: Dark Heather, Navy, Black
- Sizes: S to 4XL
- Made to order: made after you order, usually ready to ship in 2 to 7 business days
Size chart
Measured flat. Width is armpit to armpit. Allow about 1.5 in (4 cm) either way.
| Size |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
32 |
| Width, cm |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71 |
76 |
81 |
| Length, in |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Length, cm |
69 |
71 |
74 |
76 |
79 |
81 |
84 |
| Sleeve (center back), in |
33.5 |
34.5 |
35.5 |
36.5 |
37.5 |
38.5 |
39.5 |
| Sleeve (center back), cm |
85 |
88 |
90 |
93 |
95 |
98 |
100 |
Each piece is made for your order, so we can't accept returns for the wrong size. Please check the chart before you buy. See our refund policy.
Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Don't iron the print, and don't dry clean
Questions
How do I pick my size?
Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure straight across from armpit to armpit, and match that number to the Width row.
Is the design printed or embroidered?
Printed on the front.
How long does delivery take?
Each order takes 2 to 7 business days to make. US delivery then usually takes 3 to 7 business days, and Canada 7 to 15. See our shipping policy.
What if it arrives damaged?
Email us within 14 days of delivery with clear photos of the problem and the shipping label, and we'll send a replacement or a refund.
