{"title":"Funny","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"funny-donkey-sweatshirt","title":"Giddy Up Sparkle Farts Funny Donkey Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA very pleased cartoon donkey trots across the front of this sweatshirt, leaving a trail of pink sparkles behind it. The lettering reads \"Giddy Up Sparkle Farts, There's Glitter to Spread.\" It's silly on purpose, and it's for the friend who laughs at fart jokes and still loves glitter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnderneath the joke is a warm classic crewneck: soft fleece inside, ribbed cuffs and hem, and a relaxed unisex fit. It comes in eight colors, from sand and ash to cherry red.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMore like this: \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny\"\u003eFunny\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sweatshirts\"\u003eSweatshirts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece (8.0 oz\/yd²). 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Please check the chart before you buy. See our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003erefund policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-chlorine bleach only, as needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry medium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron on low heat if needed, not on the print. 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It comes in five soft colors from newborn to 24 months.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMore like this: \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/kids\"\u003eKids \u0026amp; Baby\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny\"\u003eFunny\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: 100% combed ring-spun cotton, lightweight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed knit binding, snap closure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: printed on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Butter, Heather, Light Blue, Pink, White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: NB (0-3M) to 24M\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order: made after you order, usually ready to ship in 2 to 7 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasured flat. Width is armpit to armpit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable class=\"da-size-chart\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eNB (0-3M)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e6M\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e12M\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e18M\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e24M\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e12\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWidth, cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e12.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e13.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e14.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLength, cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSleeve length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSleeve length, cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach piece is made for your order, so we can't accept returns for the wrong size. 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